OK, now they've gone and done it.
The socialist administration led by Chairman Obama has consistently disrespected the people of this country. It has undermined the Constitutional foundation of our country. It has ignored our national principles, insulted our troops and endangered America's national security. All of these continue. If that wasn't enough, now it seeks to increase the taxes on our BEER. This is an outrage. We must act now to stop these bastards. I would advocate tossing cases of Bud into a harbor somewhere, in protest, but that would be alcohol abuse. Alas, emotionally, I couldn't handle it.
I have a better idea...how about we leave beer alone and increase taxes on the following; spandex, titanium bicycles, Starbucks coffee, sushi, Smart-cars, botox, feta cheese, man-purses, hemp, sandles, gerbils, small fluffy dogs, honorary degrees, PBS, MSNBC, San Francisco, abortions, Chinese products, households that refuse to own guns, Bluetooths, Blackberries, Twitter, ACORN, jet fuel used in AirForce One, snitches, Janet Napolitano, bathhouses, Western Union Moneygrams, employers of illegal aliens, UC Berkley, Harvard University and Portugese waterdogs.
Will the pain never end!?
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