PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR...READ THIS!HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK .
From an e-mail originated by Jerold L. Clark Jr
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The Plan!
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams. Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williamsto come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassadorto stand up and repeat this message Robin Williams' plan. (Hard to argue with this logic!) 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan forpeace. So, here's one plan.'
1).'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in theiraffairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never'interfere' again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting withGermany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don'twant us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowedsneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leaveWe'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will begathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.They're illegal! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 daysunless given a special permit! No one from a terrorist nation will beallowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hidehere. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cabdrivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. Ifthey don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will requirea temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will haveto cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel fortheir oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can gosomewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells fillingup the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we willnot 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cementor whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or givento the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't needthe spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make agood homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one cancall us 'Ugly Americans' any longer.
The Language we speak is ENGLISH learnit...or LEAVE...
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,your huddled masses.'She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,'you want apiece of me?'
If you agree with the above forward it to friends..If not, and I would beamazed, DELETE it!!
AND SO SAY ALL OF US. ROBIN WILLIAMS FOR PRESIDENT!
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